To Madam Speaker, From One Woman to Another

To Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi: Since becoming the true power behind the Presidency, Nancy, there are several issues I feel the need to discuss with you, from one woman to another. Let's face it, women have been much maligned in this country. We (and I mean the collective we, not personal) were once sent to America as bond slaves where we were often sold as sex workers to brothels, slaves to a master, practically beasts of burden. However, eventually time treated us better in this country. We were allowed to vote by 1920. Whew, wasn't that a lucky break? And here we have you, our first female President, maybe not in name, but surely in truth. Ah, the heady feel of power! Your reign is wise indeed, and you've used your new found power for the good of our country. Or have you? How strange. I just read a speech you gave at St. Anthony's Church in San Fransisco, and I'm confused. You said that enforcing our immigration laws is "un-American". Un-American to uphold the law? I must have read that wrong, let me look again. No, I was right. You said in regard to ICE raids that, "It must be stopped....What value system is that? I think it's un-American. I think it's un-American." And this gem,"Who in this country would not want to change a policy of kicking in doors in the middle of the night and sending a parent away from their families?" What? That can't be right, Madam President. You wouldn't actually be defending people who break the law, would you? But not only are you defending them, you're actually praising them, and calling them, what was it again? Oh right. Patriotic. "You are special people. You're here on a Saturday night to take responsibility for our country's future. That makes you very, very patriotic." Our country's future? People who shouldn't even be here? People who have broken the law just by crossing the border, take jobs from Americans, refuse to learn the language, who commit crimes, join gangs in record numbers, and then flee back across the border to escape justice. These are your patriots? Now, I admit this is just one of your many, many stances I take umbrage with. One thing at a time, though. I mean, this particular subject is endless. I can write article after article on your failures as President. From wearing a head scarf in a Muslim country (great one there. Talk about upholding women's rights) to your disgusting pandering to illegals. You, madam, are a complete failure. You're nothing but a mealy mouthed liar, who has set women in politics back 80 years. Congratulations! The American women who follow in your footsteps will thank you, and your name will go down in history. Problem is though, it will be associated with words like, failure, scandal, disgrace, incompetence, and coming soon I hope, traitor. Because that's what you are. You're a traitor to your country. No. Not your country, my country. You should be charged, tried, and sentenced as such. So from one woman to another, do us all a huge service and step down. You're embarrassing yourself, and our great nation, and every time you open your mouth, there goes another Presidential election a woman doesn't have a chance in hell. Please, just go away.