Hollywood Just STFU

Sean Penn: On Hugo Chavez: "The first thing I'm going to say is that we know more lies about him in the United States than we know truth. If you want a sound bite from me about Chavez, then I would say that, for the moment, he's much more positive for Venezuela than he is negative." And this beauty: Chavez's new dictatorial Constitution is, "a thing of beauty."

Sean, really, you need to just drop to your knees and give him 1, and I don't mean pushups. It's obvious your love for Chavez transcends the moniker of friendship. Now you'd better rush back to Hollywood and get to work making another artsy fartsy movie that your two fans are just dying to see.

Janeane Garofalo: "Let's be very honest about what this is about. This is not about bashing Deomcrats. It's not about taxes. They have no idea what the Boston Tea Party was about. They don't know their history at all. It's about hating a black man in the White House. That is racism. Straight up. This is nothing but a bunch of teabagging rednecks."

Your statement there, is so ignorant on so many levels, I don't even feel the need to respond to it. Your obvious intelligence (man I choked on that one) doesn't even need defense. So like a friend told me today, I will instead chew you up and pick my teeth with your bones. You need to grow that mustache a little more, get a few more tats, and get read for your next Code Pinko march. You really are the pretty one in that gaggle of ghouls, and like Sean Penn above you. You need to rush back to Hollywood (were you ever there?) and make another shitty movie so your two adoring fans can line up outside the cinema to see it!

More to come, after I lose my lunch thinking about these morons...

Snooki:  "I'm not white, I'm tan!"

Also: "I'm too pretty to go to jail"

I'll let you all add your own comments to these and other intellectual gems. I've hardly seen anyone who knows less about anything. Or everything. This is what Hollywood now produces? Is this the level to which we as a nation have sunk? To the point at which people like this make exorbitant amounts of money for our entertainment? At least Beavis and Butthead were fictional characters. And awesome.