Obama's BFF Chavez - "Obama Doesn't Deserve Peace Prize"

It appears the honeymoon is over between Hugo Chavez and Barack Obama. In the true fashion of BFF's all over, and reminiscent of the famous Paris Hilton/Nicole Ritchie split, it seems Hugo Chavez is showing his jealous side. Obviously overwrought, Chavez weighed in on Obama's newest popularity contest win, the Nobel Peace Prize.

"We are witnessing for the first time a nominee being given an award he's done nothing to deserve," sniped the disgruntled dictator. "It's the prize for an intention which is still too far from being put into life."

"What has Obama done to deserve this prize? The jury explained its decision by his urge for peace without nuclear weapons, but forgot about the presence of his troops in Iraq and Afghanistan and his intention to occupy military bases in Colombia," he whined.

Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace prize is akin to awarding "a baseball player who, in the beginning of the season, says he's going to win all matches he takes part in" without waiting for him to win them, Chavez quipped.

Ooh, the catfight is about to begin. I expect to see claws out, hair pulling, and name calling soon. I'm off to the kitchen to make some popcorn. I want front row seats for this fiasco. Although I'm not the biggest Obama fan, obviously, I think he can take Chavez, who's a little pudgy around the edges.